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Just bumped into 5251 in the Level 7 Surveillance room – he’s upset because he’s misplaced his blaster.
“Hey 5251, how’s it going? Seen anything suspicious lately?”
“..have you seen Sharla?”
“Sharla?”
“My Blaster. I can’t seem to find her anywhere..”
“No, I…wait, you named your Blaster ‘Sharla’?”
“She was the best Blaster I ever had! Without her, I would never have taken down that Krayt dragon during that Sandtrooper training exercise on Tatooine. She saved our skins that day, and even more importantly, I received a Commendation!”
“Yeh..uh..she..she was something all right…well um, look, why don’t you just take a Blaster off the rack over there and..”
“WHAT!? NO! Don’t you understand!? I can’t just replace her like that. I can’t throw away all the good times we had together – all the things we’ve been through, all the things we’ve seen. No. That just wouldn’t be right…I’ve got to get her back.”
“…”
“…?”
“We are still talking about a Blaster right?”
Anyway, I promised him I’d have a look around. The rest of you should do the same…if any of you happen to spot a standard issue E-11 Blaster Rifle, similar to the one WE ALL HAVE then let me know.
Thrilling stuff.
